If You and I Have a Bad Connection, Then I’m Going to Have to Hang Up

rsz_bad_phone_call_with_editsWhat was that?  You say that I don’t fit … what a person should…  Boy, good thing we have our separate…. What?  Oh, that guy’s letting you down because …?

Oh, wow, I can tell you’re upse… What?  Wow, that’s too bad.  Ummm… Who’s fault, did you say?  Oh, yeah, I know  him… Oh, well, my experience with him is a lot dif…. You think that if he just did what you tell him, things would be bett…?  Oh, sorry, go ahead.

Wow, the school system is … Well, I’m sure there are good individ… Oh.  Oh… Oh, okay.  You could try…  Oh, too corrupted.  I see. What about the teacher?  Oh … her too…

Well, on a brighter note, I’ve been … oh, your wife?  Oh, that’s too bad… hmm. Hmmm.  Oh, I don’t think she’s a bad person, just … Oh. Oh, sorry.  Sorry.  No, I didn’t mean to interrupt…

Oh, it’s just that I wanted to share this great … what? You’re busy?  Oh, sorry.  Right.  Okay. Yes, I hear ya.  Hmmm.  I thought he was your best frien…  What???  I always thought he was very nice… Oh.  No, I don’t think I’m being naïve, I just … Well, you never know, I suppose.

Listen, I really want to share this … what?  The government?  Oh, I’m sure they do the best they … No, I don’t think they’re perf… No, nobody’s perfect, of course…..

Did you file that form in time?  No?  … Oh, not your fault…right, I see…

Maybe next time you could… Oh, no I’m not implying…

Thanks, I think that I do have talent in… oops, sorry!  Interrupted.  I do the best …Oh.  Oh.  Oh, well… No, I’m not lashing … oh….  That’s not what I … Sorry, just want to keep pea…

You say I’m a … what? Oh, that’s not a very nice thing to …

Okay, okay. I’ll let you talk.

Oh, that’s too bad.  Right.

Corruption again…

This might help!  I went to this fabul…oh.  Who?  Your boss?  Oh….

That’s a pickle.

Me?  I’m not … what?

… Wait a second, I really don’t think it’s my fault you’re … oh, okay. I see what you mean…

But that’s not…

Hey, what?  Say again?  I think we have a bad connection.  Sorry, I can’t hear what you … who you really are…

I’m getting static.


Oh, no…

I’m hanging up.


Whew.  THAT was a pain…

God, I’m really in a bad mood.

Makes you want to scream!

Let me feel the quiet.

I thought things were going pretty well today.

But that just ruined my mood.

I know that I need to feel better.

My feelings affect my outcome.

Man, it’s really hard to get over this … oops! There’s the phone again!

Oh, no need to answer.

Bad connection.

Let me look for my IDEAS JAR.  Oh, there it is!

Pick a 3×5 card….

Oh, “Listen to ‘Happy!’”  I love that song.

Happy Thumbs up

Let’s see, put it on … warm up the computer.

Now – click on YouTube.

And …

Oh, that’s better!

I love it!

The day’s getting better already!

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